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Mar. 25th, 2007

Death to Smoochy

No - I'm Still Alive Dearest Livejournal

Hey Guys! I'm alive, I just kind of slacked in writing in here a bunch. Um -- life is fine. I moved into my new apartment about February 16th, 2007. That was pretty awesome. It's finally starting to come together. I took some pictures of my bedroom and my bathroom. I'll put em under a cut at the bottom. I'm gunna clean up my living room and kitchen and take photos of that tonight. My apartment is really small so it's hard to get a good photo, so there isn't a photo of the whole room but just pieces of it, pretend it's an exercise for your imagination as you piece it all together.

Apartment Layout


So it's small (let's just say that my bedroom at home is a lot bigger than my living room, bedroom is bigger, not just bonus room)  but it's very Jessica sized. I like it. I took care of my friend Sarah's two little boys the other day. One is 2 I believe and the other is 5. Sammy apparently told Sarah that he thought my apartment was cool, it was small, just the right size, like a clubhouse!! Um, yah see equating my apartment to a clubhouse makes this little Jess very ecstatic. Pretty much no matter what compliment I get on my apartment, nothin is gunna top that one.

Uh just so everyone here knows and doesn't go "OMG WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME" or something, Craig and I broke up about 2 months ago. We pretty much broke up on New Year's Eve (oh yes, this was a fun New Year's Eve) but you know how it is with relationships you've been in a long time, it doesn't always just end, just like that, done. So yah, it's been tough because we were so close before we dated and we'd been together over a year so. He isn't talking to me right now, but that's fine, he needs his time, whatever.

I'm super stoked, I'm going to San Diego (Camp Pendleton actually) on a vacation from April 5-9 (flying all dayo n the 9th). It's gunna be awesome. I'm going to be hanging out with Trevor (I met him a long time ago back when Adam and I were still friends, they were in the same FAST company together for years) Pulley (apparently his real name is Keith but um, I know him as Pulley and Pulley he shall stay) and Pulley's girlfriend Debbie. We're going to rent a cabin on the beach and all stay in it and it really sounds like a blast. I've never *really* been to Cali. I flew out of LA and stayed a night there when I went to Japan and I went to San Francisco when I was an infant -- which really is when I think the gays drafted me to be a lifetime fag hag and adorer of the homosexual male. :) The cabins are super simple and since they are military it's like 70 bucks a night and you're on the beach in Cali. That's an incredible price.

Yes, yes I should be working right now, I'm at AGH. However, I cannot get my filing cabinet to unlock and let me at my keys to do anything and due to that fact I'm really frustrated and needed a breather before I threw the cabinet out the window.

Here are the pics of my bedroom and bathroom :) Look for the ones of my living room and kitchen soon!

pictures under here, guys )


 

Jan. 7th, 2007

Death to Smoochy

I love working with children

So I'm sitting in the playroom this morning doing arts and crafts with the kids. One little five year old girl who came in made me laugh so hard. We're just sitting there doing the craft and she all of a sudden looks up at me and goes...

Her: Why do you sound different when you talk?
Me: What do you mean different?
Her: You don't sound like me.
[note: turns out she's from Texas and she has this ADORABLE texas drawl]
Me: Oh! You mean cause I don't have a southern accent
Her: (nods head) Ya! You don't sound like me!
Me: That's because I'm from Wisconsin
Her: For Real?

hahahaha. so cute.

then a little later she says this...
Her: i have a boyfriend you know.
Me: you do huh, does your mommy know about him
Her: yah. she knows. she says i can't kiss him but i can have him
Me: aw well how old is he
Her: 5. we've been together for a real long time. if he left me i'd just keep on loving him.

so flippin cute.
kids always say the dardest things.
conversations like that make my day.


<3 children

Children seldom misquote.  In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.  ~Author Unknown

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.  ~Maya Angelou
(this quote really hits me. i don't understand how these children i work with go on every day being so happy and still so innocent when their lives have been so hard)

Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime.  ~Red Skelton

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child.  ~Frank A. Clark

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child.  There are seven million.  ~Walt Streightiff

Nov. 5th, 2006

Death to Smoochy

hottest photo of britney spears

So I was just browsing through celebrity gossip during my lunch break here at the hospital and I was reading about Britney's new baby (she totally stole my stolen baby name). There was a really gorgeous picture of her so i clicked to see if this was an old one or a new one (looked old) since I knew she'd been working out (because yes, I should be this invested in celebrities lives).

I clicked to open a gallery.
This is the first photo they showed.


hot.

hottest picture of britney EVER.

Oct. 20th, 2006

Death to Smoochy

Halloween for Punkie and Chloe!

My pudgy little Punkie lumpkins is gunna be a Dinosaur! RAWR! Here's the costume!!



My little Chloe Marie is going to be a cowgirl (if we can find a hat) but her photos at PetsMart are going to be in this outfit!!!!


They are pretty much going to be the cutest cats ever! Punkie is such a good girl, she won't care about her outfit...Chloe is probably not going to be too pleased at first, as it is her first Halloween so she won't understand!


No...I have yet to decide what I'll be for halloween this year...but I know I'll have one outfit for work at the Children's Hospital and then another later because I like the excuse to have two different costumes :)

And if you are wondering why my other two beauties are not getting costumes, it is not because I don't love them cause ooooooh I do but it's more that Sassy is about 14 years old and that'd be cruel and when it comes to Sissy, I think she'd scratch my eyes out in my sleep if I put her in a costume. :)

Sep. 17th, 2006

Death to Smoochy

I got the job at shands!

Ohhh and I forgot to update my journal about this...


I GOT THE JOB AT SHANDS!!!!!

You're looking at the new Child Life Aide in the Shands Children's Hospital!!!

Score!!

Yay for Shands payrates!
Yay for benefits!

I go to the infamous and boring 7:45-4:30 Shands Orientation tomorrow and Tuesday.

Aug. 31st, 2006

Death to Smoochy

Gesundheit!

so random pet peeve...i know it's a bit old fashioned of me but I don't think that manners should be considered old fashioned. it really irks me that people rarely say 'god bless you' (or my personal favorite "Gesundheit") when i sneeze.

i make sure to do it for others.
yah but i've sneezed three times today and no one said it. i think it just irks me because the decline in the amount of people with manners really pisses me off.

mmmk.

i am, however, happy because I am sitting in the Orlando airport waiting for my flight to Micaela's :)

Aug. 25th, 2006

Death to Smoochy

Recyling is Bullshit

Penn & Teller: Bullshit




It's long but worth watching. Here's some main points on why Recycling is bullshit! Well you should recycle alum. cans

"DO NOT RECYCLE. Contrary to the popular consensus recylcing is bad for the environment. The chemicals used to return recycled goods back to a useable state are toxic. Recycling also requires an entirely seperate fleet of vehicles burning fossil fuels (polluting the environment) to gather what would otherwise be trash from our doorsteps. On top of that, recycling plants themselves utilize a vast amount of energy -- energy supplied by GRU from plants that burn coal (yep, we use coal in Gainesville) and pollute the environment -- to return trash to a useable state.

Recycling itself is a huge polluter, country wide. But what was that? "The landfills are getting full and the trash is ruing our ecosystem!"

Wrong.

Contrary to that misconception, landfills are not over-filled and not bad for the environment. Modern landfills are designed ingeniously. Impenetrable layers of clay serve as a bed for landfills, preventing toxins from reaching our water sources. Trash is deposited until a predetermined quoata is reached and then covered again with layers of clay, dirt and grass. Methane collecting pipes are used to gather volatile gases from the waste as it biodegrades and that gas is used to supply energy to the local populace. Finally, the completed landfill is converted to a public park, serving the community that created it.

Your trash is recycled already. Recycling programs across America are nothing more than "feel-good" initiatives set forth to quell eco-concerned liberals."

Aug. 16th, 2006

Death to Smoochy

Biggest Honor Ever!

I found out today that the family talked (Davy, Caly, Kendra, Det) and they decided that I'm Angel's Godmother! I've never felt so honored, EVER. I'm SO happy and grateful and surprised! I never even thought about someone letting me be their child's Godmother! So to commemerate this occasion I'm going to put up my favorite picture of Angel! It's Angel on June 30th, the day after she was born. She's being held by her Daddy, Davy!

Aug. 2nd, 2006

Death to Smoochy

Tai Shan!!!!

Summer Goal:
Scamper off to Washington DC with Micaela and visit their National Zoo and visit/google at/kidnap baby Panda TAI SHAN!





May. 17th, 2006

Lichtenstein

Working at the Doc's...

I work in a pain managment clinic. We do interventional pain management, basically what that means is we don't just dope people up on medication. The doctor and nurses do lots of different procedures, one of the big things we do is pumps. People who are in horrific pain can be approved to get a Intrathecal Morphine Pumps. It's a pump that is implanted into a patient and it delivers a constant flow of morphine so they are relieved of an excurciating level of pain. It's hard to look at the patient when they check in sometimes because you can see the pain clearly across their faces. I see that almost every day and it is sad but it doesn't really drag me down a whole lot because I only see them for a few minutes and I remind myself they are going back to the Doc who's going to help. Well,  yesterday I was splitting charts (when a chart gets to big we split it into two) and I had to sort through the paperwork in one patient's chart. When you first come to the doctor's office you fill out the normall paperwork with lots of questions that all doctors have. Ours has a outline of a body, both the front and the back. The patient is supposed to make a mark where they have pain with a coodinating letter (A for aching, X for Sharp etc) on the place where you feel that pain on your body. I don't usually fully see what's on a page when I'm splitting, all I'm looking for is a date to tell me how old the piece of paper is so I can put it in it's corresponding chart. While working on this chart however my eyes could not miss the outline of the figure and the patient's responses to it. This person had almost no white space, he was in pain everywhere on his body except for his shins, then he circled the body and said A for Aches...it really hit me then how much pain these people REALLY are in. Can you imagine going through everday in that much pain? I complain about aches and pains every now and again and now I have a whole new thought pattern on what things I should actually complain about. Even when my wrist hurt a ton I know I was never at 10, or hell can I even say i was at a 7-8 on a normal basis? No. I'm blessed for having a 6 at the worst, We're all blessed for not going through life with pain controlling us. It's saddening...and the worst part sometimes there is nothing you can do but dope somebody up to get them out of misery. That's when the pain really wins.

May. 14th, 2006

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Mar. 11th, 2006

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The fact that this site even exists repulses me.


It's a site for married women to find sexual encounters

Mar. 9th, 2006

Lichtenstein

Library = dull

I was just wondering, at what point do they stop spending time each school year teaching and re-teaching us how to use the library? This is why I don't go to class and don't understand why going to class is mandatory. I think I would have accomplished more sleeping through class than I am by being here. As you could probably already tell my College Success (pointless but I need it for my GPA) class is in the library today and the librarian is yet again teaching us how to use the library. The only thing that has changed about this lecture since Kindergarten is there are computers sitting in front of us while we are schooled on all the amazing things about the library...

Joy..

P.S My professor using 28k at home to accessing the internet.
Holy shit.

Mar. 7th, 2006

Death to Smoochy

Kirby Puckett Dies at 45


Kirby Puckett Dies at 45 after having a stroke



 Kirby Puckett died Monday, a day after the Hall of Fame outfielder had a stroke at his Arizona home. He was 45. Puckett died at St. Joseph's Hospital and Medical Center in Phoenix. He had been in intensive care since having surgery at another hospital following his stroke Sunday morning.


Source

This is so tragic :( He was such an amazingily talented althlete :(

Feb. 27th, 2006

Death to Smoochy

Help Spencer!

I found a stray cat last week! It hasn't been claimed by any owners (and those owners would feel my wrath since it was soooo skinny and had patches of missing fur from lack of love and good treatment). It is pretty clear this cat was never actually taken care of, this means he doesn't have any of his shots nor is he neutered.

I refuse to give him up to the animal shelter/pound or anything like that. I do want to find him a home. To make him viable for adoption he needs to get neutered and get his shots!

What I am humbly asking for here is if you could please make a donation to help him get fixed and get his shots he and i would be forever grateful! I don't have the money by myself to get him taken care of and my parents just want me to take him to the shelter.

I promise that all money pledged to help Spencer will go to helping HIM. I also promise that he will then find a GREAT home after all of his shots and fixing is done and healed!

Any donation at all is helpful. A dollar, fifty cents, five dollars! Spencer will appreciate anything you can give to help him! Please help Spencer!!!





If you can help at all please go to or click


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HELP SPENCER!

Jan. 31st, 2006

Lichtenstein

Reasons 2006 is kicking ass

Reasons 2006 is Kicking Ass
+ My Daddy retiring from his job and being happier
+ Ex boyfriends coming back and regretting their mistakes and me being able to laugh at them.
+ Making plane reservations for my cousin Julia's wedding on May 20th
+ Making plane reservations for Craig and my trip to his sister's in Madison (Bratfest here we come!!!)
+ Micaela and I making plans for her move down here and how awesome being roomies with her is going to be
+ A lot less school anxiety than any other semester
+ New episodes of Lost, Jake in Progress, House, Gilmore Girls, Project Runway and Nanny 911
+ Did I mention Micaela is probably going to move here and how sweeeeet that's going to be?
+ Getting my charm bracelet finished finally and back on my wrist
+ Craig's awesome new house
+ Micaela staying for two whole weeks which ended 2005 beautifully and started it perfectly
+ Elaine graduating from Air Force training with flying colors

Only one really negative has happened so far (and well here is where we should all knock on wood) and I'm really grateful that was all

Dec. 26th, 2005

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Hey...You...YOUR ICON SUCKS

So with the extra time I've had since school got out I somehow managed to waste even more time on the internet than I was during school. While I was doing this noble hobby I found myself being increasingly irritated and confused by the journal icons people choose.

1.) The people who have no pictures of themselves or even a pet of theirs. Instead they have pictures of famous people. There are some who have normal shots of famous people but then there is this large special group that is most of the time exclusive to Mary Kate and Ashley, Paris Hilton or Jessica Simpson. The actresses most abused for this purpose though would have to be Mary Kate and Ashley. To be part of this special group the icon can't be a clear face shot or a publicity photo. No, it must be a 'candid' shot of the named famed lady. Clear face shots or shots with a point would be too understandable.



My final complaint I just made into one big graphic...enjoy...aka your icons suck...



Now everyone can see how emotional and sad you are. Remember, it's down the tracks kiddies, not across. Your icon explained your angst so well. You my dear icon owner are a hero amoung men, entirely original and trendsetting. Use ostentatiously depressed lyrics and bad graphics. Let the world know of your pain little one, let them know through the power of ICONS!

Dec. 12th, 2005

Death to Smoochy

Christmas Cards!

I know I'm behind in posting this but...

Who wants a Christmas card? I'm feeling rather festive!! I already have ones going out to Tara and Micaela...as for the rest of you that would assume you'd get one (aka Anthers, Josh, John, Steve etc) by default I would do that but I need your addys! For the rest of you I'd LOVE to send u a card if you want one! Just leave me an e-mail at jessicapeterman@gmail.com (or if u want just leave a comment if u don't care if people see your addy...but ya) Don't be shy!! The more the merrier!! And come on, don't you wanna give me a Merry Christmas!?! lol

Ok...well I need to shower and finish putting away my clean clothes! <3

Dec. 1st, 2005

Death to Smoochy

Oh PETA how rational ye are

Oh...just if you wanted to take a gander at the oh-so-educational comic for children that PETA so lovingly made here's the link...I hope you enjoy it JUST as much as I did...i mean they're only kids, who cares if they are psychologically harmed...

time for the fun

Nov. 30th, 2005

Death to Smoochy

I will NEVER support PETA

PETA has really gone off the deep end




PETA Tells Kids to Run From Daddy



People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, or PETA, has begun a campaign to scare children into becoming vegetarians.

The group, which formed to stop animal testing of consumer products but made its name by attacking women in fur coats with fake blood, is producing comic books that portray fathers as homicidal maniacs.

The handout, titled "Your Daddy Kills Animals," features a grinning lunatic gutting a fish, and warns kids to keep their puppies and kittens away from Dad because he's "hooked on killing."

"PETA is trying as hard as it can to portray the ordinary angler as a demonic, sadistic, cruel killer. This is what PETA does — it paints caricatures of ordinary people to try to convince the rest of us that we shouldn't want to emulate them," said David Martosko, of the industry lobbying group Center for Consumer Freedom.

But PETA insists that its comic is not outlandish.

"The scientific facts are that fish feel pain in the same way as dogs and cats. It's no more acceptable to hook a fish through the mouth and drag them into your boat and slice them in half than it would be to do the exact same thing to a dog or a cat," said Bruce Friedrich, vegan campaign coordinator for PETA.

Publicity stunts are nothing new for PETA, which has run ads featuring naked women in cages and people dressed in animal suits warning about the dangers of eating meat. But some critics feel the kid-targeted campaign goes too far.

"This is traumatizing kids by the thousands. There's going to be long-term psychological damage from these kids being exposed to the material that PETA puts in front of them on a regular basis," Martosko said.

But, Friedrich countered, "They can certainly find stuff that is more in your face on the Internet, more in your face on Saturday morning cartoons. We don't need to shelter our kids quite that much."

The pamphlet follows a previous one that painted Mom as a "chicken killer." PETA claims its only goal is to reduce meat consumption by changing children's eating habits. Critics insist alienating children from their parents isn't in anyone's best interests — human or animal.

The pamphlet follows a previous one that painted Mom as a "chicken killer." PETA claims its only goal is to reduce meat consumption by changing children's eating habits. Critics insist alienating children from their parents isn't in anyone's best interests — human or animal.
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I don't care how supportive of PETA you are this is unacceptable. Scare tactics like this are entirely inappropriate and psychologically harmful to children. I disagree with at least 3/4ths of the things that PETA does but none of the things have ever enraged me quite like this one. They are NOT your children, PETA. You have no right to be scaring the hell out of little children whose eating habits are controlled by THEIR PARENTS. Ok so let's say you s scare the little five year old into believing that eating meat is unnatural and cruel PLUS you make them have complete contempt and fear for their parents. That's not going to help ANYONE. Hell send the scary pamphlets when the kids are in college, at least then they control what is put on the dinner table. If PETA spent the money that these detrimental comics cost on something helpful like MORE donations to animal shelters, more pamphlets on PROPER animal care, more pamphlets maybe stressing their belief that somehow being a vegetarian is the only healthy way to eat (WITHOUT SCARE TACTICS, could you PLEASE for ONCE convert someone without using scare tactics, violent footage and propaganda?) How about just 'converting' people by giving them FACTS that support your side of the debate? Jeopardizing children's mental health and respect for their parents is irresponsible, unacceptable and wrong in every sense of the word.

Alright. So almost all of you know I was a vegetarian for 3+ years of my life...I did it for weight loss reasons not because I'm against humans eating meat. Anytime you show me a video of how horrible you believe our slaughtering process, milking process (etc) to be I will play for you footage of a lion taking down an antelope on the plains. If someone chooses to be a vegan or a veg based on their personal beliefs about how animals should be treated (or for any other reason) I do not question their right, I have friends who are vegans and I do not have a problem with them, I wish my friends the best of luck in their nutritional choices and I'm proud to have friends who have strong opinions. I DO have a specific problem with PETA. I am very supportive of animals being treated well. I want people who abused animals to go to jail longer and I think it is bullshit that they mostly only have to pay a fine for their crimes...because the abused animals needs a thousand bucks. I'm very sensitive to how animals were treated, the fact that people left their animals behind during Katrina (not the people who had NO option but to leave them, unless they were the ones that chained their animals on the porch because that's great when there is rising flood water) destroyed me, I think those people are horrific and should never be allowed to have another pet. All those things being true, plus all the volunteering I have done for animals and the education I have gotten about them (interning  at the UF Vet School's Small Animal Clinic, etc) I still have NO support for PETA. Do I like the general ideology of animals being treated well? OF COURSE, but there are far too many things that PETA does that are inexcusable for me to support their organization at all. This is the organization that wasted precious money that could have HELPED an animal by issuing a stop on my EIGTH GRADE science fair project about Canine Lympho-sarcoma and the effects that Chemotherapy medications (such as Vincristine etc) have on the white blood cell count of the dogs. These were dogs that were ALREADY receiving chemotherapy. These were dogs that were under consensual vet care at UF's small animal clinic. These were RETROSPECTIVE studies where I looked over paperwork of dogs that had just finished their chemo. I looked over PIECES OF PAPER under the supervision of A VET, I OBSERVED animals being treated for chemo UNDER THE SUPERVISION OF A VET. It was ENTIRELY clear that my study was retrospective, it was ENTIRELY clear that those animals were rightfully receiving chemo at the request of their owners to hopefully SAVE THE LIFE of their dog...yet somehow PETA decided it was THEIR place to butt into MY science fair project, WASTE MONEY questioning it and blatantly accuse me of abusing animals while conducting my project. It's interesting, isn't it? The fact that I somehow was abusing animals even though I never administered any of the treatments (and rightfully so, I'm no vet), never even PET the animals...somehow looking over their PAPERWORK (which the names were taken off of that pinpoint which dogs it would have been and were okayed by the owner to be looked over by me) being read by a 13 year old girl somehow was abusing animals. Give me a break PETA, go do something useful, stop wasting money and stop harassing little children.

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